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Silly Thanksgiving Jokes to Share Anywhere!

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Every Holiday of the year is it’s own theme. So it only makes sense that there would be holiday specific jokes, too!

Admittedly, there are some pretty funny ‘adult-humored’ jokes to tell, but Blake’s young at heart and enjoys a good ‘ole “knock-knock” or “why did the chicken cross the road?” jokes better!

Getting silly is fun and with this list of Thanksgiving jokes in your arsenal, you will definitely be able to put a smile on someone’s face this Thanksgiving! It may be a younger crowd that you’ll be able to entertain, but still silly and fun none-the-less!

Q: What did the turkey say to the Turkey Hunter?

A: “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside, of course!

Q:Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

A: To hatchet.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken’s day off!

Q:Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A:Because they use such FOWL language

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, a building can’t jump!

Q: How can you make a turkey float?

A: You need 2 scoops of Ice Cream, some Root Beer, and Turkey all mixed in a cup….Doesn’t sound that tasty though!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had two drumsticks they could really use!

Q: Why did the turkey say before it was cooked?

A: “Boy, I’m stuffed!

I told you they were SILLY jokes! Ask your kids if they’re picking up any good ones from their friends at school! Chance are, they know at least one!
 

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