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Southwest Airlines’ Funniest Flight Attendant

This will be the only time you actually listen to the pre-flight safety briefing. Southwest Airlines may want to look into getting her to record a video for all their flights.

She grabs eveyone’s attention when she kicks off the notoriously boring brief with “If I could just pretend to have your attention for just a few moments…”

Follows up with, “position your seat belt tight and below your hips like my grandmother wears her support bra…”

And she closes with “Sit back and relax, or you can sit up and be tense.” And everything in the middle is comedy gold.

My only critique is for the camera holder — C’mon, man! By now we all know, you’ve got to hold the camera parallel to the ground.

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